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alienmovies:

"While the world he inhabits is, in some respects, counterfeit, there’s nothing fake about Truman himself. No scripts, no cue cards. It isn’t always Shakespeare, but it’s genuine. It’s a life.”

 The Truman Show (1998) dir. Peter Weir

keyote:

don’t ever feel like you have to have sex to get someone to like you cause they’re not gonna like you afterwards if they didn’t before 

why are the guys in the facebook ftm group so immature? i can’t be the only one who has noticed this. they act like they’re 12. like is there a group i can join where it’s not filled with people who still have the mentality of small children?

swirlix:

kaz-miller:

if you dont reblog this in 30 seconds this man will turn up at your window at 4 am

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i waited one minute to reblog this please god let me meet him

ignitionremix:

I’m crying

ignitionremix:

I’m crying

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

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a real movie

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shit. shit

clubpenguln:

are we just going to ignore how literally terrifying this scene was from the spongebob movie

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I can’t see the photo on mobile but I’m guessing this has to do with the weird granny tongue creature

Has anyone been to dr.hugh mclean for topsurgery (double incision) and is willing to answer some questions I have? Thanks a ton send me a message if this is you!!!

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wizardgrum:

straight people feeling left out over queer representation is my favorite form of comedy

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay