this is so good ive been grinning for like 40 minutes
i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
You know when you just kinda reach a new level with someone? And things get more special or more significant and you can really feel it like it’s physically there? It’s like suddenly you’re connected by some invisible vines that are now growing you and the person together and there’s nothing you can do about it? But it’s a good thing? I don’t know how to explain this
I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought
and then you get even older and the list gets bigger again cuz lemme tell ya my mom this year DANG the bitch thinks i am MADE OF MONEY
The final freestyle battle in 8 Mile - Eminem vs Papa Doc
This shit will forever be raw as fuck.
"This guy doesn’t want to battle, he’s shook. Cause ain’t no such things as halfway crooks.”
Scarlett Johansson falling down is actually a pretty amazing meme and the walrus one has got to be the best one.
oh no oh no oh no
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
THIS IS SO LEGENDARY
me spreading christmas cheer and my mother being basic and unresponsive as usual
“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world
ummmm p sure “the guac costs extra” is actually sadder
why is it that in every post-apocalyptic tv show/LOST all the dudes grow beards and get all shaggy and NONE of the women ever have any body hair whatsoever
girls don’t grow hair ask any single man
>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches
Being called by a new name is kind of weird. Like I’m so used to my birth name and I feel like I got so attached to it because so many people knew me. I have no doubt n my mind that I want to transition, but being called something else has just been throwing me off in a weird way and it’s only been a day. Did anyone else experience this? Is it just taking me getting use to like its gonna take everyone else? And I’m way more comfortable hearing it from people my own age and close friends than I am from family and adults that I’ve known for a long time for some reason. Just wanna know this isn’t too strange. Kinda wanna know why I’m so attached to my birth name lol.