balls

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

mushiest:

a pic of me looking very gay

WAht th hell?? i hope UR NOT implying ur  A HOMOSEXAL

mushiest:

a pic of me looking very gay

WAht th hell?? i hope UR NOT implying ur  A HOMOSEXAL

4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

500-days-of-autumn:

girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

Someone start a tinychat

hello, how was your day??

This is not how you start a tinychat

i might be able to make it smaller if you want

physics is fake gravity doesnt exist fuck isaac newton old white ass

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

h0odrich:

*uses morningwood to stir coffee*

tentaclestestified:

seraphimkin:

censwh0re:

everyone check your music apparently the new U2 album downloaded onto everyone’s iPhone hahhah I’m dying

image

IT’S HERE

WHAT THE FUCK ITS ON MY COMPUTER

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo